Category Archives: Bad joke alert

Cause and effect

Posted on 26 May, 2012 by

Teacher asks “Can you explain why you and your neighbour had EXACTLY the same spelling mistakes in the last dictation?” Pupil “Same teacher….?”

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Agreed

Posted on 26 April, 2012 by
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Occupational hazard

Posted on 24 April, 2012 by

Angela Merkel arrives at passport control in Athens: “Nationality?” asks the immigration officer. “German” she replies. “Occupation?” “No, just here for a few days….” Image: As a right wing Greek redtop sees her…

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These faggots just turned up in our neighbourhood

Posted on 9 April, 2012 by
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Truly Indian Finished Pig

Posted on 14 January, 2012 by

With a Conformité Européenne (CE) seal of approval, no less. (Not to be confused with Bratherings, of course….)

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Dalektrifying

Posted on 5 January, 2012 by

And then there’s this  

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A short love story

Posted on 4 January, 2012 by

A man and a woman who had never met before, but who were both married to other people, found  themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a trans-continental train. Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, they … Continue reading →

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Or when I laugh…

Posted on 1 January, 2012 by
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A small boy swallowed some coins

Posted on 28 November, 2011 by

A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. His grandmother telephoned to ask how he was, a nurse said, ‘No change yet.’

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Limericks for a Lundi – 14 November 2011

Posted on 14 November, 2011 by

There was a young man from Madras Who had two balls made of brass In stormy weather They’d clang together And sparks would fly out of his arse   One of my Professor friends told me that one …..   … Continue reading →

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