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…when the waitress says “I’m very sorry, but we’re not prepared to serve that cut well done. That would be a travesty. We’ll do it medium-well, OK?”

……you’d be…

…when kids’ meals turn up first at a restaurant. And the waiter greets them with “Bonjour ma Belle” and a kiss. Too cool.

Ms YMBFA was scanning the headlines in the office and said “Oh, Margaret Thatcher died”. Andreas (one of the janitors who reads newspapers) said “The Iron Lady” Peter (another janitor who doesn’t) said “Duh?” Andreas (with a wink to Ms … Continue reading →

It just said “NO”

…and I’ll belch” as in “Pull my finger and I’ll f@&t”? Signage fail @ Michael Hill in NZ

An ignorant Lancastrian having occasion to go to France, was surprised on his arrival to hear the men speaking French, the women speaking French, and the children jabbering away in the same tongue. In the height of the perplexity which … Continue reading →