>Homo sapiens walkshortsii, a species thought to have become extinct towards the end of the last millenium, has been sighted in a remote area of New Zealand.

It appears closely related to Homo sapiens waitingforthewifeii, commonly found in the north of England.

A common factor in both subspecies is a tendency to congregate at watering holes called “Malls” and decorate their nests with shopping trollies.

Unfortunately, ultimate extinction apppears likely due to the fact that both subspecies appear to populated with specimens that are well past breeding age.