Category Archives: Bad joke alert

Is this the new Johnny Hallyday…?

Posted on 18 June, 2019 by jb

Certainly seems very popular, this Don Desang chappy. Concerts all OVER the place and pretty much every day, although I wouldn’t be too interested in fronting up in the late afternoon for a singalong… Funny lot, these French…

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First signs of Spring

Posted on 20 March, 2019 by jb
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Camouflage?

Posted on 9 August, 2017 by jb

    This friend of mine is a defence contractor.  Don’t actually know what he does (because it’s all secret stuff), but he was up in Hamburg the other week working on the electronics of the one of new Bundesmarine … Continue reading →

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A bet

Posted on 23 May, 2016 by jb

From Clement Freud “The Inland Revenue decide to audit Cyril, summon him to their office for an appointment with their most thorough auditor, who is not surprised when Cyril arrives with his solicitor. The auditor says: ‘Sir, you cannot deny … Continue reading →

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Formaldehyde

Posted on 19 March, 2016 by jb
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The next installment

Posted on 31 January, 2016 by jb

Rocked over to Fresh Choice in Richmond todayto buy some müsli. Empty shelf where my favourite brand is. Asked one of the nice ladies when they’d be getting some more. “Well” she said “we’re expecting the next installment on Tuesday” … Continue reading →

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Sailing close to the wind…..

Posted on 24 August, 2015 by jb

Especially after she says ” STOP!” at 00:54

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Ianduringly delightful

Posted on 18 August, 2015 by jb

When you stumble over stuff like this, you realise how much you miss Ian Dury. I do. anyway Stunningly witty lyrics, all very tongue-in-cheek. And what a lovely man in this Parkinson interview. One of the nicest things he did … Continue reading →

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Indecision

Posted on 30 June, 2015 by jb

   Not quite sure which of these to have for lunch, however – being somewhat partial to dancing girls.. – I think I’ll go with the Caen can…

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An engineer, a priest, and a doctor…..

Posted on 29 June, 2015 by jb

…….are trying to enjoying a round of golf. Ahead of them is a group playing so slowly and inexpertly that in frustration the three ask the greenkeeper for an explanation. “That’s a group of blind firefighters,” they are told. “They … Continue reading →

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