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A bet

From Clement Freud “The Inland Revenue decide to audit Cyril, summon him to their office for an appointment with their most thorough auditor, who is not surprised when Cyril arrives with his solicitor. The auditor says: ‘Sir, you cannot deny … Continue reading

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Formaldehyde

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The next installment

Rocked over to Fresh Choice in Richmond todayto buy some müsli. Empty shelf where my favourite brand is. Asked one of the nice ladies when they’d be getting some more. “Well” she said “we’re expecting the next installment on Tuesday” … Continue reading

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Sailing close to the wind…..

Especially after she says ” STOP!” at 00:54

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Ianduringly delightful

When you stumble over stuff like this, you realise how much you miss Ian Dury. I do. anyway Stunningly witty lyrics, all very tongue-in-cheek. And what a lovely man in this Parkinson interview. One of the nicest things he did … Continue reading

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Indecision

   Not quite sure which of these to have for lunch, however – being somewhat partial to dancing girls.. – I think I’ll go with the Caen can…

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An engineer, a priest, and a doctor…..

…….are trying to enjoying a round of golf. Ahead of them is a group playing so slowly and inexpertly that in frustration the three ask the greenkeeper for an explanation. “That’s a group of blind firefighters,” they are told. “They … Continue reading

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