It happened like this……I was back in New Zealand on vacation and someone picked up on the fact that – despite the bona fide accent – I wasn't local. "You must be from away, then" she said……..
Ever wondered how your VP, EVP etc got into the position in the first place. Well in our demanding times the solution is to give more than 100%. This is how they do it.
From a strictly mathematical viewpoint it goes like this:
What makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?
Here’s a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:
If:A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z is represented as:
So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that while Hard work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, it’s the Bullshit and Ass kissing that will put you over the top.
His taillights flickered as he pulled up to the truck stop The same old crowd was hangin’ out again tonight He said, “Fill up my tank while I go check my load It feels like it’s shifting all around”
He was the kind of man, do all he could Above all he had integrity But he was so young And on a ten city run In love with a truck stop girl
As he went inside, he was merrily greeted By the girl with whom he was in love She held out a glass and said, “Have another This is the last time we can meet”
With her hair piled up high and a look in her eye That would turn any good man’s blood to wine All his eyes could see, all his eyes could see Was the stares from all those around him
He ran out to the lot, and he climbed into his rig And drove off without tightening down It was a terrible thing, to see what remained Of the rig that poor Danny was in
But he was so young and on a ten city run In love with a truck stop girl
But he was so young, and on a ten city run In love with a truck stop girl
..a shitload of postcards.
