Now, if this is isn’t enough to win the World Bullshit Bingo championships, I don’t know what is… Embed customer-centric design into our services & processes Increase the level of self service for our customers React with more agility to … Continue reading
The Welbeck Farm Shop next to the Harley Gallery (and the Dukes Gardening Centre, who cheerfully informed me that they had no customer service staff working so they couldn’t help me when I asked for Corydalis plants, but that’s another … Continue reading
This is Row 19. I know this because I was told this in no uncertain manner by a lady in the cathedral in Mainz last night. New Year concert, seats in Row 20. Identify Row 20 in the usual manner … Continue reading
These people appear to be serious. I think I prefer the chain attached to the moon, actually, but this one reminded me of this classic….
(anything‘s worth more than John Key…), but am I alone in thinking that an implied link between “anyone” and “vote” deserves an apostrophied “s”? Mathematicians, geologists and sundry other academics may respond…
> Location: BP petrol station, Richmond“Pump 8, the Nelson Mail and oh, I’ll take an $8 Executive Car Wash”(“Executive” is the cheapest. For $12, you get “President”, $16 gets you “Potentate” which involves the sudsy bit being performed by vestal … Continue reading