Category Archives: It must be me

Auckland Council’s “24 transformation opportunities.”

Now, if this is isn’t enough to win the World Bullshit Bingo championships, I don’t know what is… Embed customer-centric design into our services & processes Increase the level of self service for our customers React with more agility to … Continue reading

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Welbeck Game

The Welbeck Farm Shop next to the Harley Gallery (and the Dukes Gardening Centre, who cheerfully informed me that they had no customer service staff working so they couldn’t help me when I asked for Corydalis plants, but that’s another … Continue reading

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The Nelson Mail is confused….

Shurely shum mishtake?

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This is not Row 20

This is Row 19. I know this because I was told this in no uncertain mannerĀ  by a lady in the cathedral in Mainz last night. New Year concert, seats in Row 20. Identify Row 20 in the usual manner … Continue reading

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Another stunning idea from the Lufthansa Cargo Innovation Contest

These people appear to be serious. I think I prefer the chain attached to the moon, actually, but this one reminded me of this classic….

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I know that my vote is worth more than John Key….

(anything‘s worth more than John Key…), but am I alone in thinking that an implied link between “anyone” and “vote” deserves an apostrophied “s”? Mathematicians, geologists and sundry other academics may respond…

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>Did I really say that?

> Location: BP petrol station, Richmond“Pump 8, the Nelson Mail and oh, I’ll take an $8 Executive Car Wash”(“Executive” is the cheapest. For $12, you get “President”, $16 gets you “Potentate” which involves the sudsy bit being performed by vestal … Continue reading

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