Category Archives: Bloody hell

Boom!!!

My bike path. Their farm track. We share. 38C in the shade. Something mega out in the fields. No expansion joints. Riding here at night is not a good idea…..

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You know you’re in Menerbes #19….

….when that washing machine noise you think you’re hearing is heaps of folding stuff being recycled. Dude #1 has bought an old structure (probably belonged to the larger structure on the left…)  just below the village. Thought it might be … Continue reading

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You know you’re in France #13a

…when you burn more calories *getting* the baguette than it actually *contains*….

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You know you’re….anywhere #12

….when you join the cluster of blokes (“Stand over there with the rest of the idiots and don’t do/say anything stupid. And TRY and look as if you’re ENJOYING yourself…”) while the wimmin shop for sodding CLOTHES at the marché … Continue reading

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You know you’re in France….

..when it’s 29 degrees outside and when you ask someone in the Intermarché supermarket if they have cold beer, they look at you as if you’re trying to explain quantum mechanics by farting…

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This a bit much…..

Even for me. Bloody hell…..

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There’s no such thing as bad weather….

There’s only inappropriate clothing….

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