Category Archives: Don’t ask me

Impressive inventory management

Posted on 1 March, 2022 by jb

Hope they give a quantity discount – at $6 an egg, that’s expensive as fuck….

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Now you see it……

Posted on 17 March, 2016 by jb

…now you don’t. Good deed for the day…

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Know I now the Italian word for “plate”

Posted on 27 February, 2016 by jb

Expensive, though….

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An expert chances his arm

Posted on 26 February, 2016 by jb

  Three favorites for best picture: Spotlight, Revenant and Big Short. I’m betting on Big Short, but most people favor Revenant. Other predictions: Director: Favorite is Revenant, and I agree, though I’d love to see George Miller win for Mad … Continue reading →

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Hi. My name is Bill Gates…

Posted on 7 June, 2015 by jb

… Today  I’ll be teaching you how to count to ten. 1, 2, 3, 95, 98, NT, 2000, ME, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 10

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The Beschissen Curve

Posted on 27 May, 2015 by jb

  HT Boingboing 

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I don’t believe this….

Posted on 29 March, 2015 by jb

That makes it heavier than the rest, so it would be where Antarctica is…

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The Oscars

Posted on 20 February, 2015 by jb

I have a friend who knows about this stuff These are his tips: PICTURE: Birdman DIRECTOR: Alejandro Gonzalez Inarritu (close runner up: Richard Linklater) ACTOR: Eddie Redmayne (close runner up Michael Keaton) ACTRESS: Julianne Moore SUPPORT ACTOR: JK Simmonds SUPPORT … Continue reading →

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And I always thought that New York was expensive….

Posted on 6 February, 2014 by jb

Lobster dinner for $12.75!Hotel on 42nd St for $75 a night. Might head back there if it’s THAT cheap.. Oh. The 1982 edition, you say…….? Never mind…

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Parts people who don’t know they’re Job

Posted on 18 January, 2014 by jb

A chappy on a BBA-Reman (they recondition car electronics – I use them for the 27 year old/470,000 km Saabs..) forum got slightly confused, grammatically speaking. But if you WERE Job, you’d CERTAINLY know about it. And you DEFINITELY wouldn’t … Continue reading →

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