Category Archives: This is New Zealand

Bet you wish you had a PM like ours….

Posted on 20 March, 2019 by jb

Almost 5 days post hate crime massacre & NZ has: • hosted vigils across the country • raised around $9 million for victims families & the muslim community • civilians handing in own weapons to be destroyed • NZ banks … Continue reading →

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How did a part-time cleaner find herself running a 400-person volunteering effort to help people affected by the Nelson fire?

Posted on 16 February, 2019 by jb

Like most of Nelson, Saxton Field is a dustbowl. The vast sports fields look not just depleted, but angry. The grass is an aggressive orange hue; loose, dry grass and dirt whips along when hit with a strong gust, and … Continue reading →

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Them tea towel flag blues

Posted on 1 March, 2016 by jb

That nice Mr Key He do hate that Union Jack Yeah that nice Mr Key He just loath that Union Jack Goes for tea with the Queen Ain’t never getting invited back Jenny Shipley she do hate that colonial flag … Continue reading →

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Think how dim….

Posted on 22 December, 2015 by jb

   …the average person is and then realise that 50% are even dimmer. They’re people Pak’n’Save targets Prepacked, imported,  $6.29 a pack.  Or $12.58 per kg…..

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Akshully….

Posted on 22 January, 2015 by jb

John Key’s in Davos. CNN picked up that euthanasia is a current topic of discussion and asked him for his position. “Akshully, at the end of the day, we should be looking out for kids in Nyazilnd first” Embarrassingly, they … Continue reading →

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Help wanted

Posted on 20 December, 2014 by jb

Wine’s so bloody expensive in New Zealand that I’ve been forced to start buying in bulk. Good that the cuzzies are fronting up on Boxing Day, but we’ll still need a few thirsties to bowl it by New Year when … Continue reading →

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Here’s a little extra awesome….

Posted on 29 June, 2014 by jb

We’ve noticed you haven’t been using your mobile for a while, so we’ve moved your Vodafone mobile xxx xxx xxxxx to a better value Prepay plan called FreebeeTalk. This plan now gives you cheaper calling rates and a massive free … Continue reading →

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Mistakes

Posted on 8 January, 2014 by jb
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With mates like this…..

Posted on 18 September, 2013 by jb
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The honest car salesman

Posted on 24 July, 2013 by jb
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