Category Archives: I’ll get my hat…

Not that we live in a high crime area…..

Posted on 23 August, 2021 by jb

…but I’m not taking any chances. Let’s see the buggers stroll off with my MacBook Air….

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Beans on coast

Posted on 22 November, 2020 by jb
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Camouflage?

Posted on 9 August, 2017 by jb

    This friend of mine is a defence contractor.  Don’t actually know what he does (because it’s all secret stuff), but he was up in Hamburg the other week working on the electronics of the one of new Bundesmarine … Continue reading →

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Indecision

Posted on 30 June, 2015 by jb

   Not quite sure which of these to have for lunch, however – being somewhat partial to dancing girls.. – I think I’ll go with the Caen can…

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An engineer, a priest, and a doctor…..

Posted on 29 June, 2015 by jb

…….are trying to enjoying a round of golf. Ahead of them is a group playing so slowly and inexpertly that in frustration the three ask the greenkeeper for an explanation. “That’s a group of blind firefighters,” they are told. “They … Continue reading →

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I have a friend….

Posted on 28 January, 2014 by jb

…who said that he’d only take up dancing when birds had tits on their backs. Not quite sure what he’d make of Lorde, the New Zealand teenager who just won 2 Grammys the other night. She’s either got bums on … Continue reading →

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Well, if that’s the case…

Posted on 7 November, 2013 by jb

…I’ll have the one on the right…

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At the BEGINNING…?

Posted on 26 October, 2013 by jb

And at the END I would hope. Oh. SHIFT! I read ….. Never mind…

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I know I shouldn’t do this…..

Posted on 13 October, 2013 by jb

..but it was just so tempting. Williams-Sonoma in the North Shore Mall in Peabody, MA. “It says here ‘Manual’. Do you have an automatic version?” “You mean like with a motor? No, we don’t have that right now…”

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They must breed ’em big in America…..

Posted on 16 September, 2013 by jb

Cheerleading causes two-thirds of very serious sports injuries suffered by girls in the United States, a study has found. Visits to casualty resulting from high school and college cheerleading injuries rose from 4954 in 1980 to 26,786 in 2007, researchers … Continue reading →

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