Category Archives: I’ll get my hat…

Camouflage?

    This friend of mine is a defence contractor.  Don’t actually know what he does (because it’s all secret stuff), but he was up in Hamburg the other week working on the electronics of the one of new Bundesmarine … Continue reading

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Indecision

   Not quite sure which of these to have for lunch, however – being somewhat partial to dancing girls.. – I think I’ll go with the Caen can…

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An engineer, a priest, and a doctor…..

…….are trying to enjoying a round of golf. Ahead of them is a group playing so slowly and inexpertly that in frustration the three ask the greenkeeper for an explanation. “That’s a group of blind firefighters,” they are told. “They … Continue reading

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I have a friend….

…who said that he’d only take up dancing when birds had tits on their backs. Not quite sure what he’d make of Lorde, the New Zealand teenager who just won 2 Grammys the other night. She’s either got bums on … Continue reading

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Well, if that’s the case…

…I’ll have the one on the right…

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At the BEGINNING…?

And at the END I would hope. Oh. SHIFT! I read ….. Never mind…

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I know I shouldn’t do this…..

..but it was just so tempting. Williams-Sonoma in the North Shore Mall in Peabody, MA. “It says here ‘Manual’. Do you have an automatic version?” “You mean like with a motor? No, we don’t have that right now…”

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