Category Archives: I’ll get my hat…

Impressive inventory management

Posted on 1 March, 2022 by jb

Hope they give a quantity discount – at $6 an egg, that’s expensive as fuck….

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Its New Zealand sister publication being “Yeah”….

Posted on 3 October, 2021 by jb

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Not that we live in a high crime area…..

Posted on 23 August, 2021 by jb

…but I’m not taking any chances. Let’s see the buggers stroll off with my MacBook Air….

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Beans on coast

Posted on 22 November, 2020 by jb

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This friend of mine is a defence contractor. Don’t actually know what he does (because it’s all secret stuff), but he was up in Hamburg the other week working on the electronics of the one of new Bundesmarine … Continue reading →

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Indecision

Posted on 30 June, 2015 by jb

Not quite sure which of these to have for lunch, however – being somewhat partial to dancing girls.. – I think I’ll go with the Caen can…

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An engineer, a priest, and a doctor…..

Posted on 29 June, 2015 by jb

…….are trying to enjoying a round of golf. Ahead of them is a group playing so slowly and inexpertly that in frustration the three ask the greenkeeper for an explanation. “That’s a group of blind firefighters,” they are told. “They … Continue reading →

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I have a friend….

Posted on 28 January, 2014 by jb

…who said that he’d only take up dancing when birds had tits on their backs. Not quite sure what he’d make of Lorde, the New Zealand teenager who just won 2 Grammys the other night. She’s either got bums on … Continue reading →

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