Category Archives: Bad joke alert

Couldn’t find any steps….

Sure I’m down by a couple of kg, what with all the gorse-slashing I’ve been doing…

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Akshully….

John Key’s in Davos. CNN picked up that euthanasia is a current topic of discussion and asked him for his position. “Akshully, at the end of the day, we should be looking out for kids in Nyazilnd first” Embarrassingly, they … Continue reading

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Perfect match for an IPA

Both being quite..er.. hoppy…

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$10000 in cache

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It’s windy today

No it’s not, it’s Thursday. So am I. Let’s have a beer. If you want to avoid bad jokes and deaf oldies, go here. Real time, interactive Quite stunning. http://earth.nullschool.net

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The Germans are coming! The Germans are coming!

Not satisfied with getting up before dawn to claim loungers at the swimming pools in Mallorca,  they’re now pissing off the good people of  Portsmouth, NH…

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How time flies….

Catherine Yass has been nominated for a Turner Prize. Her plan to drop a piano off the top of a 27-storey building in London, as a way to allow the community to “explore how sound travels”, has been vetoed by … Continue reading

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Not sure if they got the irony….

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Private Eye strikes again

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Cousin Dave strikes again…with another Irish joke

Paddy was terribly overweight, so his doctor put him on a diet. “I want you to eat regularly for 2 days, then skip a day, and repeat this procedure for 2 weeks. The next time I see you, you should … Continue reading

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