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Truth in advertising…Not

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Blame it on the bookie.

Cousin Dave strikes again with a VERY obscure one… I had a bet on three horses today called Sunshine, Moonlight and Good Times.   Not one of them won.   I blame it on the bookie. Here’s a hint for … Continue reading

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This is not a music collection…..

  Years ago, I flew to Miami on Lauda Air* next to a guy called Fritz Egner who had a TV program on the national networks. (Called “Dingsda” – Thingamabob and  they got really young kids to explain a word … Continue reading

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It was tense……

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Christmas Carol time – The Holly and the IV

 

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Job Application

BUNNINGS [US equivalet: Home Depot] JOB APPLICATION This is an actual job application that a 75-year-old pensioner submitted to Bunnings Hardware in Burleigh Heads. They hired him because he was so funny…. NAME: Kenneth Way (Grumpy Bastard) SEX: Not lately, … Continue reading

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Kultcha

€22 for 2 even with a senior discount As Ms jb’s mum would have said ” Es wird nicht billiger, es wird immer Dürer…”.

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Ever had your pick nicked?

A teddy bear is working on a building site. He goes for his tea break and when he returns,he notices his pick has been stolen. The bear goes ballistic and reports the theft to the foreman. The foreman grins ” … Continue reading

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No wonder she lost her court case…..

Didn’t have a leg to stand on…

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Cousin Dave strikes again – the next in a series of n

After being married for thirty years, a wife asked her husband to describe her. He looked at her for a while … then said, “You’re A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K.” She asks … “What … Continue reading

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