>Prince Philip – apart from being the Boss’s husband – has the reputation of lacking an effective firewall between brain and vocal chords.

As in “It looks like it was put in by Indians” after seeing a poorly constructed fusebox.

He can’t have been referring to this neatly arranged wiring at Baker St Underground station, can he?

Can he?

More here.

But my favourite has to be

“Do you know they have eating dogs for the anorexic now?” said to a blind woman with a guide dog