>Chappy round our way got done in a speed trap the other day.

Saw the flash – not unexpectedly, doing 47 in a 30kmh zone – and also saw the bloke in the unmarked police car.

Fast asleep.

Documented it, of course.

In due course, he gets the summons along the lines of “You were done for speeding on such-and-such at such-and-such location blah blah wugga wugga. Witness: PC Plod.

At which Chappy writes back and asks”

“You mean THIS witness? This eyes-closed-comatose-gently-snoring witness? I really don’t think so…”

To which the law replied “Well, maybe we’ll let it slide….”