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A man with a gun goes into a bank and demands their money.

Then turns to a customer and asks, ‘Did you see me rob this bank?’

The man replied, ‘Yes sir, I did.’

The robber shoots him on the spot, killing him instantly.

Turns to a couple standing next to him and asks the man ‘Did you see me rob this bank?’

‘No sir, I didn’t, but my wife did.’

Reminds me of Steve Fullmer’s story about shopping for a bow tie in a store in California (the mere fact that he claims to have shopped for a bow tie at ANY time in his life makes is sound suspiciously fictional…) and witnessing a fellow shopper attempting to robbing the store.

The store clerk promptly panicked, vomited and fainted, pretty much excluding a successful outcome of the attempted robbery.

“I couldn’t bring myself to give him mouth-to-mouth resuscitation, though” said Steve…..