Author Archives: jb

A couple of real bloody charmers….

Posted on 6 February, 2015 by jb

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Delete where not applicable

Posted on 1 February, 2015 by jb

I have NO IDEA why this comment got spam-trapped. I’m really quite flattered…. {I have|I’ve} been {surfing|browsing} online more than {three|3|2|4} hours today, yet I never found any interesting article like yours. {It’s|It is} pretty worth enough for me. {In … Continue reading →

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Couldn’t find any steps….

Posted on 25 January, 2015 by jb

Sure I’m down by a couple of kg, what with all the gorse-slashing I’ve been doing…

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Akshully….

Posted on 22 January, 2015 by jb

John Key’s in Davos. CNN picked up that euthanasia is a current topic of discussion and asked him for his position. “Akshully, at the end of the day, we should be looking out for kids in Nyazilnd first” Embarrassingly, they … Continue reading →

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Now you see her…..

Posted on 13 January, 2015 by jb

…..now you don’t. Was Angela Merkel photoshopped out because she’s German? Or is it because she’s a woman? Either way, the people the Israeli Haredi daily HaMevaser newspaper represents appear to be fucking idiots

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A little burst of All Right

Posted on 13 January, 2015 by jb

The Eastern is my favourite band by a long way. They hail from Lyttelton, the port city serving Christchurch Christchurch was devastated by 2 major earthquakes in 2010 and 2011 and there have been 13,457 – in words: thirteen thousand … Continue reading →

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Didn’t know Cousin Ruth drives a Honda….

Posted on 1 January, 2015 by jb

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“Sun came up….

Posted on 31 December, 2014 by jb

…looking like the eye of god” (With apologies to Bruce Cockburn) Happy New Year

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….a seeming recent malfunction in the DNA of the human race

Posted on 28 December, 2014 by jb

“When I look at footage of Joe Cocker and other rock stars – and indeed almost everyone else of the time – I am struck by a seeming recent malfunction in the DNA of the human race. Whereas Mr Cocker … Continue reading →

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