Author Archives: jb

And Noah spake…..

  UK weather forecast

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And you thought shit like this only happens in the USA…

In Germany, you register yourself and your address with a local authority. If you’re not registered, you can’t buy a car, get insurance, rent an apartment, get a passport. Do pretty much anything. The German Parliament passed a bill the … Continue reading

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What to do if the Internet stops working today and you can no longer read this art

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……..there wasn’t a lot of brain function going on…

Ever wondered if a nail could pierce bone? A Masterton man apparently did, so he placed a nailgun against his forehead and pulled the trigger to find out. The nail shot into his skull, pinned his beanie to his head … Continue reading

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And talking of….

San Diego…

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Happy Independence Day

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Higgs Boson….

..walks into a Catholic church. Priest asks: “What are YOU doing here?” Higgs Boson: “Well, you can’t have mass without me…”

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70-ish km, burned 2000+ calories, sweated off 2.4kg

I’m enjoying restoring my body’s electrolytic balance. With beer.

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4:03 of perfection. The purest pop song in existence.

Ed Marks was my mate Gary’s stepson. He turned up in the summer of 1977 (Gary called at stupid o’clock from LA to say that he’d put Ed on LH451 and that he’d be staying with us for a bit…) … Continue reading

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I have no excuse

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