Category Archives: Bad joke alert

No Irishmen here, I hope….?

Posted on 20 June, 2013 by jb

Two Irishmen were waiting at the bus stop when a truck went past loaded up with rolls of turf. Jimmy said, “I’m gonna do dat when I win da lottery.” “What’s dat den?” asks Mikey. “Send me lawn away … Continue reading →

Never swallow your bubblegum….

Posted on 10 June, 2013 by jb

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After all these….

Posted on 1 June, 2013 by jb

Aix en Provence, it’s good to get back to les Oeufs en Allemagne…

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Really

Posted on 26 May, 2013 by jb

The Sylla vintner coöperative in Apt does a very nice line in affordable Chateau Cardboard aka Bag in Box. Yes, indeed. They have a Sylla Blanc, a Sylla Rosé and a Sylla Rouge. I suppose if they made one with … Continue reading →

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She’s our…

Posted on 24 May, 2013 by jb

Was buying a bottle of wine at one of local places when the girl said “Désolé Monsieur, I can’t take this item here, but the girl over there will be pleased to help – she’s our Petula clerk….

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Spaghetti harvesting in 1957

Posted on 1 April, 2013 by jb

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No nursing home for me!

Posted on 24 March, 2013 by jb

No nursing home for me. I’ll be checking into a Holiday Inn! With the average cost for a nursing home care costing £188.00 per day, there is a better way when we get old and too feeble. I’ve already … Continue reading →

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Tectonically speaking

Posted on 3 March, 2013 by jb

A Redittor posted an image of divers swimming between chasms separating tectonic plates. A geologist responds seriously, the next with a pun, the string continues a steady slide into groan territory…

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