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Groan…..

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Cause and effect

Teacher asks “Can you explain why you and your neighbour had EXACTLY the same spelling mistakes in the last dictation?” Pupil “Same teacher….?”

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Agreed

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Occupational hazard

Angela Merkel arrives at passport control in Athens: “Nationality?” asks the immigration officer. “German” she replies. “Occupation?” “No, just here for a few days….” Image: As a right wing Greek redtop sees her…

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These faggots just turned up in our neighbourhood

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Truly Indian Finished Pig

With a Conformité Européenne (CE) seal of approval, no less. (Not to be confused with Bratherings, of course….)

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Dalektrifying

And then there’s this  

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A short love story

A man and a woman who had never met before, but who were both married to other people, found  themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a trans-continental train. Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, they … Continue reading

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Or when I laugh…

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A small boy swallowed some coins

A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. His grandmother telephoned to ask how he was, a nurse said, ‘No change yet.’

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