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Limericks for a Lundi – 14 November 2011
There was a young man from Madras Who had two balls made of brass In stormy weather They’d clang together And sparks would fly out of his arse One of my Professor friends told me that one ….. … Continue reading
Cousin Dave strikes again
A fat girl served me in McDonald’s at lunch time. She said ‘sorry about the wait.’ I said ‘Don’t worry fatty, you’re bound to lose it eventually. ‘
Limericks for a Lundi – 7 November 2011
A bookworm in Kennebunk, Me., Found pleasure in reading Monte., He also liked Poe And Daniel Defoe, But the telephone book caused him pe. There’s a girl out in Ann Arbor, Mich., To meet whom I never would wich. She’d … Continue reading
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2 bacteria walk into a bar….
The bartender says “We don’t serve bacteria” Bacteria says “But we work here – we’re staph…”
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Frimericks
A girl who weighed many an oz. Used language I dare not pronoz. For a fellow unkind Pulled her chair out behind Just to see (so he said) if she’d boz. There once was a young cow named Zephyr. She … Continue reading
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There once was a choleric colonel….
There once was a choleric colonel Whose oaths were obscene and infolonel, And the chaplain, aghast, Gave up protest at last, But wrote them all down in his jolonel.
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Where do I sign up….?
Nothing is moving. Suddenly, a man knocks on my window. I roll down the window and ask, “What’s going on?” “Terrorists have kidnapped Congress” he says “and are asking for a $10 million dollar ransom. Otherwise, they are going to … Continue reading
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Time flies like an arrow.
Fruit flies like a banana Groucho Marx HT Clueless in Boston

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