Category Archives: Don’t ask me

There’s an urban-legend-in-the-making doing the rounds that the colour of judo belts were so chosen as to allow the impoverished practitioners to die their belts a darker colour the more proficient they become, instead of having to buy a new … Continue reading →

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>..”fuck alcohol”, that’s bad for my health?

> It’s difficult to overlook the fact that Bedoin down here in the south of France is overrun by Les Belges. The language is a dead giveaway – Frutch/Dench. You think you should understand it, but you don’t.Not a chance. … Continue reading →

> Look at this mob. If you must. Hopefuls in the Eurovision Song Contest Jedward (JEDWARD?) from Ireland singing “Lipstick” Anastasiya Vinnikova from Belarus singing “I love Belarus” (I suppose you have to go to these lengths to stay out … Continue reading →

> Apparently, 1 in 5 people in the world are Chinese. And there are 5 people in my family, so it must be one of them. It’s either my mum or my dad. Or my older brother Colin. Or my … Continue reading →

  “I think have we have to look after our own kiddies first.”

>  Hechtsheim to here takes 16:25 – only 5 minutes more than the same trip in the car Even WALKING only takes 37 minutes, for goodness sake