Category Archives: Don’t ask me

>Unless the husband is gay

Posted on 17 March, 2011 by jb

> Manfesto at Jonathan Adler, design outfit with a retail outlet on Montana Ave, Santa Monica. It gets worse, but no less funny

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>Looks like…..

Posted on 5 March, 2011 by jb

> ….Elspeth‘s won Lotto….

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>Looking seaward

Posted on 5 March, 2011 by jb

> I mean seaweed……..

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>"That doesn’t sound very nice…"

Posted on 4 March, 2011 by jb

> ..says Ms jb as we drive past the Travellers’ Rest hotel on the Appleby Highway. “Eh?” “Well, would YOU want to eat at the SALMONELLA Club?” (Salmonella DUB are a Dub/Drum n Bass/Reggae/Roots band. Iconic status in New Zealand. … Continue reading →

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>"Maybe we should buy a house in Florida"

Posted on 19 February, 2011 by jb

>….I said. “This article in Fortune magazine says they’re as cheap as chips. Save flying halfway around the world in winter” “Not a bad idea” says Ms jb “but FLORIDA?” She’s of course. Back to the drawing board….. Posted using … Continue reading →

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>Don’t give Speights to your mates…

Posted on 17 February, 2011 by jb

> There’s a good reason why they say “Don’t give Speights to your mates”, but NITRIC ACID? Maybe young Rute over at Tangerine has an explanation. Although I’m not quite sure if she’s over the drinking age yet….

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>Oops

Posted on 10 February, 2011 by jb

>   Most-used passwords: 123456, password, 12345678, qwerty, abc123   Users who choose a common word or simple key combination for a password: 50%  Proportion of help desk calls that are password-related: 30% So claims Bloomberg Businessweek Up pop the nerds, … Continue reading →

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>I always thought that it was…..

Posted on 8 February, 2011 by jb

> …JOB’S wife who was turned into a pillar of stone. Or was it salt….?

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>Nw Zealand wins a one day cricket match against Pakistan by 9 wickets

Posted on 22 January, 2011 by jb

>It’s the first time they’ve won at this level in 11 months. In other news: From bribes to ball-tampering to suspicious defeats, a number of allegations have been made against Pakistan’s cricketers

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>At the risk of being called a Grandma Nasty…..

Posted on 17 January, 2011 by jb

>….it’s fairly obvious that $11k per annum and student in the USA isn’t enough to teach them the difference betwen “it’s” and “its” When a society allows for more than $45,000 a year to be paid to incarcerate each of … Continue reading →

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