Category Archives: I’m very sorry about this

> This is just too embarrassing…… The whole story’s here

>A woman calls her boss one morning and tells him that she is staying home because she is not feeling well. “What’s the matter?” he asks. “I have a case of anal glaucoma,” she says in a weak voice. “What … Continue reading →

>French Customs officer goes into a patisserie and asks “Have you got anything to d’eclair?”

> My first thought was “Oh, Tommy Hilfiger’s a VERY equal opportunities employee. Hiring all those hearing-impaired kids. Good on them”. On closer inspection, it turns out that they’ve all got these dinky little walky-talky things with a Secret Service-type … Continue reading →

>We’re at the Tabernus Ferium on Via XXII in Bethlehem. No sign of the juvenile fugitive We interviewed three suspicious characters with camels who were lurking outside the stable next door – we confiscated what we think are controlled substances … Continue reading →

>So your cardiologist tells you that you need a pacemaker — but you’re ‘turned off’ by the idea of a device that uses electricity (or “makes fire”) on the Shabbat. This stylish pacemaker has an inbuilt electronic calendar that disconnects … Continue reading →

>Stumbled over this description on a wine list the other day 2003 Cabernet Savignon & Merlot Chassis and tannin aromas, they say So I guess it’s a STRONG-BODIED wine with a lot of DRIVE and one that you’re unlikely to … Continue reading →

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>My mate Pete’s then-girlfriend Linda used to do announcements at Terminal 3 at Heathrow back in the 1970s. I guess you get into a bit of a routine after a while – “Flight such and such is delayed and will … Continue reading →