Category Archives: I’m very sorry about this

Adlof’s favourite beverage

Posted on 22 June, 2013 by jb
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No Irishmen here, I hope….?

Posted on 20 June, 2013 by jb

  Two Irishmen were waiting at the bus stop when a truck went past loaded up with rolls of turf. Jimmy said, “I’m gonna do dat when I win da lottery.” “What’s dat den?” asks Mikey. “Send me lawn away … Continue reading →

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Never swallow your bubblegum….

Posted on 10 June, 2013 by jb
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Instant haemorrhoid relief

Posted on 31 May, 2013 by jb

Get rid of your piles here….

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Really

Posted on 26 May, 2013 by jb

The Sylla vintner coöperative in Apt does a very nice line in affordable Chateau Cardboard aka Bag in Box. Yes, indeed. They have a Sylla Blanc, a Sylla Rosé and a Sylla Rouge. I suppose if they made one with … Continue reading →

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Can this be right?

Posted on 25 May, 2013 by jb

The owners of the place we’re renting down here in the Provence asked me to translate their house rules into English. Worked out quite well. Especially proud of this one, though: “Please don’t piscine the piscine”

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I do like book shops

Posted on 13 May, 2013 by jb
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My goodness!

Posted on 14 February, 2013 by jb

Can anyone explain? Either the birds on the East Coast haven’t heard about the hunting grounds out west, or they’re all ugly to the bone… Just the thing for Valentines Day…

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Husband’s cock for sale

Posted on 12 November, 2012 by jb

 

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If Obama wins I’m moving to New Zealand

Posted on 7 November, 2012 by jb

  Twitter / Search – if obama wins new zealand: Er, it’s not as if you can just TURN UP at the border and we’ll let you in just because you don’t feel like accepting the results of a (lower-case) democratic … Continue reading →

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