Category Archives: This is New Zealand

A bit tricky to leave this water

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Where have you been all my life?

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Matters of State

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……..there wasn’t a lot of brain function going on…

Ever wondered if a nail could pierce bone? A Masterton man apparently did, so he placed a nailgun against his forehead and pulled the trigger to find out. The nail shot into his skull, pinned his beanie to his head … Continue reading

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I haven’t watched TV in 3 weeks

Is that a surprise? Seriously?

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Beats “Operating a Boeing 737 on an unsafe manner”….

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A year on

Interviewing one of the unsung heroes of the earthquake on National Radio “Well yeah, we strapped this guy on the roof of a police car to get him to hospital because there was no ambulance, but I heard that he … Continue reading

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Well, if that’s the case…

Crikey. I unsubscribe from one of National Bank’s email notifications and the CEO drops EVERYTHING to thank me PERSONALLY and INSTANTLY for not being able to send me information about his bank. I wonder where I can unsubscribe from HIS … Continue reading

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I have an idea…

> Why don’t you say “Our store will re-open on 1 July” Or don’t you have a project plan? And if you’re closing the store, say so. And why don’t you tell people that the nearest store is a mere … Continue reading

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>Ouch…

> “The Speaker, Lockwood Smith, generally does a good job of controlling standards in the House. As a quizmaster on children’s television programmes before entering Parliament, he is well qualified for the role” Biting wit from the “Nelson Mail”

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