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You know you’re….anywhere #12

….when you join the cluster of blokes (“Stand over there with the rest of the idiots and don’t do/say anything stupid. And TRY and look as if you’re ENJOYING yourself…”) while the wimmin shop for sodding CLOTHES at the marché … Continue reading

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You know you’re in France #11

…when the a la carte menu offers some stunning stuff, but your 2 course formule lunch only costs as much as a starter. With the same quality….. L’Estrade, St. Saturnin lès Apts

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You know you’re in France #10

…when it’s 30 degrees in the shade, the ice cream parlour was meant to open at noon, it’s 3pm and it’s CLOSED. And no, it’s not Samedi….

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You know you’re in France #9

…..when all the postcards are purple…

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You know you’re in France #8

…when it’s wall-to-wall mediaeval wherever vous regardez..

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You’re know you’re in France #7

…when the local council in Roussilon paints the rocks this cool ochre colour for tourists’ selfies…

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You know you’e in France #6

…when you’re not allowed to sing in public. I think…

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