>If this is General Rubbish

Posted on 7 March, 2010 by jb

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 then you must be Sergeant Trash

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>Brunch @ The Boatshed

Posted on 6 March, 2010 by jb

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“This is the life”, as Bernie would say

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>Bird on a wire

Posted on 6 March, 2010 by jb

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Or maybe “Tangled up in blue”

This seagull appears to have been hooked by the remnants of a wayward cast on Wakefield Quay with no-one to release it back into the wild.

Meg seemed to taken by my shooting the snap so I’ve since got quite a collection of various avian demises.

None of them as highly strung as the seagull chappy, so I’m thinking that the former might even have been a suicide….

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>Not that kind of doctor

Posted on 6 March, 2010 by jb

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“Uh, it says on the passenger list that you’re a doctor–“

“I don’t know what’s wrong with him,” said Rjinswand hurriedly. 

“It might be a different matter if he was a Magnox reactor of course.”

– The Color of Magic by Terry Pratchett

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>I have no idea where my money goes….

Posted on 5 March, 2010 by jb

>I just seem to fritter it away…..


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>For sale: Lemon curd

Posted on 3 March, 2010 by jb

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>It’s always so difficult

Posted on 28 February, 2010 by jb

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..getting clothes that fit when you’re an XL.

Being a Medium would be so much better….
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>Navigationally challenged

Posted on 28 February, 2010 by jb

>2 hours out of Auckland after 9 hours flight time and Skymap tells me we’re not quite out of Myamarian airspace.
Eh?


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>Modern journalism

Posted on 23 February, 2010 by jb

>”Compiled by Zuzana Vilikovská from press reports.
The Slovak Spectator cannot vouch for the accuracy of the information presented in its Flash News postings.”

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>I know…..

Posted on 21 February, 2010 by jb

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…that Olympic flight attendants have the reputation of being facially challenged.

Now I know where the term “dog” comes from…

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