>Don’t ask me (about Eläkeläiset) – #1

>This is what you get from indiscriminately listening to music all day long.

I wouldn’t have it any other way….

The band is Eläkeläiset.

They’re Finnish.

They play Humppa – somewhere between jazz and a very fast foxtrot, 2 beats a bar, 250 to 280 beats per minute.

Which is 140 bars a minute. Which is even faster than Jefito can write

Their tour bus is a truck.

They do covers.

Kylie Minogue. Buzzcocks. Neil Diamond. Hank Williams. Madonna. Buzzocks. Children of Bodom.

Humppaneitsyt
Viinaa hanuristille
Hävisin lotossa taas

You work it out…

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>Do you sprechen Denglish… ?

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The parliamentary caucus of Germany’s Conservative Party met in Berlin this week to kick off an initiative to highlight the encroachment of Anglicisms into German everyday life.

Superwash, for example.

It was held in the Presselounge and it was announced that there would be Handouts after the press conference (at which one MP referred to Gender Mainstreaming.)

Upon which the chairman unleashed a resounding bollocking in the direction of the offending party.

To which she snapped back “Well, do you have a better expression…?”

Hmmmm…..

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>Bob, meet Walther. Walther, meet Bob…

>This was one of 2006’s more unusual – and better – musical events.

Heike Makatsch, reformed Viva (local MTV competitor) VJ, sometime companion of Daniel Craig and actress of mild renown (“Love, actually”) reads Bob Dylan and Walther von der Vogelweide at the Nibelungen Festival in Worms, accompanied by a lute player (whose name escapes me) and her Dad on guitar.

It was impressive.

Her diction is immaculate, her interpretation enthralling and the selection and juxtaposition of songs of freedom and independence – in both politics and in love, separated by 800 years – an absolute joy.

Can’t oblige with the original – just a playlist of the Dylan readings.
The best (or rarest or most interesting) takes from my library, plus a surprise guest,

Bob Dylan’s Dream
When The Ship Comes In
Mr. Tambourine Man [Live]
Masters Of War [Live]
The Times They Are A-Changin’
Like a Rolling Stone
John Brown
Don’t think twice, it’s alright
Tomorrow Is Such A Long Time
Wedding Song
Things have changed
Let Me Die In My Footsteps
Forever Young – Bob Dylan

Enjoy anyway

Heike Makatsch reads Bob Dylan – Playlist.mp3 56.6MB 1:01:49

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>Payback time

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Croz over at Patrick Crosley.com is a constant source of enjoyment.

Not only do he provide a constant stream of TTRH, you’ll also find wondrous mix of classical music, links to the New Yorker, gardening videos and sources for blank manuscript paper.

In other words, important stuff

And lots of Joni.

Also important

So here’s the stream of last night’s BBC Radio 2 show “Come in from the cold – The return of Joni Mitchell”, courtesy of the folks at Rogue Amoeba

Part 1, that is. More next week.

Cheers Croz

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>The Midweek Mixtape – 21 March 2007

>Blame Croz for this one. Jefito too, for that matter.

These truly are mix tapes: facsimiles of the C90s I’ve still got in the loft, digitized from the original and cleaned up a bit. (And occasionally a clean version substituted)

They’re pretty random.

There’s occasionally a link to be found, depending on the mood or creativity prevalent at the time – Dire Straits and Springsteen are linked by Roy Bittan – played piano on both sessions; Ronstadt and Feat by the sequence of tracks on “Heart like a wheel”.

But it’s mostly a collection of “Good Bits” – the raunchy guitar solo at the end of “Wake up dreaming” or the stunning kick of “Stone’s throw”

And the last track tends to be one that the stopwatch told me I needed….

Don’t know about you, but these tracks are so embedded in the grey matter that whenever I hear “Against the wind” on the radio, I still always wait for the first notes of “Chuck E”…

Track listings are tagged in the lyrics

Enjoy

Mix and Match #1.mp3 76.2MB 1:23:16

Tunnel Of Love – Dire Straits

Adam raised a Cain – Bruce Springsteen
How I Spent My Fall Vacation – Bruce Cockburn
Against The Wind – Bob Seger & The Silver Bullet Band
Chuck E.’s In Love – Ricky Lee Jones
Lonesome loser – Little River Band
(Goin’) Wild For You Baby – Bonnie Raitt
Star baby – Guess Who
Days gone down – Gerry Rafferty
When will I be loved – Linda Ronstadt
Willin’ – Little Feat
Wake up dreaming – Little Feat
Baby come home – J. D Souther
Hotel California – The Eagles
Darkness on the edge of town – Bruce Springsteen
Walking in the wind – Traffic
A Stone’s Throw Away- Valerie Carter
Albert Flasher – Guess Who

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>Snail Mail

>This arrived today.

Only took 2 months.

And they’re sorry if there was a delay.

I’ve been wondering about the “alternative service”, though.

9 miles a day?

They didn’t send someone off on foot, did they…?

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>A pretty good haul

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Zweitausendeins (Two thousand and one) is a cool outfit.
They’re CD, book and DVD mail order with a few brick and mortar locations around the place.

Mine is in Frankfurt, just up the road from a good Japanese supermarket and stand-up sushi bar and across the road from the oldest coffee roasters in Frankfurt.

Their catalogue’s great. They have stuff like

  • The Blues Archive – 40 CDs for €70
  • Mozart’s entire output (170 CDs) for €85
  • Plus all sorts of obscure stuff

The shop’s even better. They’ve got Inara George (I had to order my copy from the States…), the wonderful John Peel‘s collection of 78s, (here he is being interviewed on bfm in Auckland), Johnny Clegg, Johnny Cash stuff you’ve never heard of.. You won’t find any Top 40 stuff, but who cares.

This was yesterday’s haul

Shawn Colvin – These four walls
Free – Live at the BBC
Claire Waldorff – Perlen der Kleinkunst
Das Boot on DVD

Free and Shawn Colvin are linked irrevocably on my “Stop You In Your Tracks Tracks” playlists thus.

Shawn Colvin I heard knowingly for the first time in Eddie Bauer’s outlet shop in Kittery, Maine. There was a bibabibabiba lead-in bass line and then the three steps forward- three steps back riff and at that very instant it was mine.
As was everything else I’ve stumbled over, either accidentally or via Jefito’s excellent Idiot’s Guide to…

“All right now” really stopped me in my tracks. I’d just turned up at my uncle’s place in Leeds sometime in 1970 and Top of the Pops was on and THAT SONG was playing.

I just stood there with my mouth open.

And pretty much my reaction when I heard “Doctor my eyes” in the Ops office at Lufthansa at Heathrow.

So finding Shawn Colvin was really good, but not earthshattering.

Free – Live at the BBC is.
Disc 1 is a series of sessions that survived frequent spring cleanings at the Beeb to make shelf space for more episodes of Gardeners Hour and Blue Peter.
Disc 2 is even better – live broadcasts that someone recorded off their radio in 1970. Which might have involved sitting there with a tape recorder and a microphone in front of the speakers, for all I know. Here’s “Be my friend” for good measure. And “Fire and Water“
And it still really pisses me off that I never got to see “All right now” live.
Went to the concert at the Lyceum in London with my mate Lothar Lehmann and we had to leave at 11:30 to catch the last fucking Tube back to Hounslow West. From where I had to walk 5 miles home.
Which was obviously before the end of the concert.

And don’t tell me that Cameron Crowe didn’t base Jeff Bebe in Almost Famous on Paul Rodgers. And yes, I have kept the cover of the Daily Telegraph magazine for 37 years. (You don’t want to know about the rest of the stuff…)

And here’s a neat little story . David Kossoff – well-known British actor – was at a do sometime in the 60s with Cliff Richard and the Shadows and they got chatting along the lines of “Well, my boy wants a guitar for Christmas, what should I buy him”

“My boy” was Paul Kossoff, later of Free and dead at 25.

Postscript: This is unreal. Listening to Bob Harris on BBC Radio 2, I find out that he died 30 years ago today. Fuck me sideways.

And (Sir) Cliff Richard was the Brit equivalent of Elvis in the 60s (and who’s still going strong these days at 67, plastic surgery and all) and I hated him with a passion. But I rate Rock’n’roll Juvenile where he at last acknowledges his roots and tongue-in-cheeks his own born-again Christianity – “I’m a rock’n’roll holy roller”. Bloody good live performer.

So it’s really good to have those.

Then I see “Shellac” and “€4.99” and I’ve just decided to buy 48 tracks by Claire Waldoff.
You have to understand the context.

Cabaret (yes, there was a film…) blossomed especially in Berlin in the 1920s and 1930s. The political censorship of the German Empire (censors in every theatre…) had been lifted, allowing artists to deal with social themes and political developments of the time with texts written by people like Kurt Tucholsky, Erich Kästner, Klaus Mann and Joachim Ringelnatz. Biting stuff.

Claire Waldoff was right in the thick of it. Drank like a fish, smoked like a chimney, died a pauper.
Adolf turned up in 1933, censorship came back in with a vengeance, writers and performers were banned, forced to emigrate, imprisoned or shunted off to concentration camps. Tucholsky committed suicide.

Claire Waldoff was blacklisted – think Kafka-esque McCarthy-ism – for her socialist leanings and later again – after a period of rehabilitation – for “Hermann heest er” (“Hermann’s his name”) – a dig at the narcissistic Hermann Goering. Goebbels supposedly foamed at the mouth when he heard it.
“Wenn die Soldaten durch die Stadt marschieren” (When the soldiers march through the streets” wouldn’t have gone down too well, either.

All very reminiscent of “The life of others” which has the same sort of claustrophic grittiness that “Das Boot” has. See it before Hollywood gets hold of it and rewrites history in the same way they did with “Das Boot” and U-571

A pretty good haul.

That – along with some good sushi, a latino next door and the OpArt exhibition at the Schirn – made for a pretty good day.

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>One good turn….

>Jefito”s currently and unfairly hostless for the time being

I’ve uploaded his second-but-last post content for anyone who’d care to avail themselves.

Blue Moon” (download) (featuring vocals from Tanita Tikaram), “Honeymoon Nights” (download), “Marionette” (download), “Toward the Infinite White” (download), and “Turkish Delight” (download).

Enjoy

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>She’ll be right, Jacques….

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There’s an outfit here in Germany called Jacques Weindepot.

They’ve got a great concept – a limited range of good, reasonably priced wines from small producers, you can taste everything, they have sensible opening hours and pleasant and knowledgeable people.

They’ve even got a New Zealand Sauvignon Blanc, which gets them a big tick from me.

Shepherds Ridge.

They’ve got this nice blurb about a father and son who run this small outfit and that they’re Keepers of the Tradition wugga wuuga blah blah.

But the name rang a bell and then it clicked – Brent Marris …

He’s the guy that Cuisine magazine excluded from their December wine judging for presenting a Sauvignon Blanc that wasn’t a lot like the stuff that the regular punters could buy in the shops

Brent Marris is also the guy who runs Wither Hills – 300 hectares, millions of bottles a year.

Small producer.

Yeah right.

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>The same old greasy number

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They called back.

They didn’t really want to answer any questions, but I heard all sorts of fuzzy-feel-good crap about how BAT wants to promote coexistence between smokers and non-smokers and how they’re going to exchange the air in pubs so that no-one will notice that cigarette smoke is slowly killing anything that gets in its way.

They won’t exactly reduce the CO2 concentration to 20% of the value set by Health and Safety. “We reduce it to 20% of the Treshhold Limit Value of 5000 ppm.”

(At 2000 ppm the majority of occupants of a room will feel a significant degree of discomfort, and many will develop nausea and headache)

And by shoving the CO2 back into the atmosphere, “it can revert to oxygen and nitrogen”.

New to me. I learned that it was removed from the atmosphere by photosynthesis.

“That’s what I mean”

So that’s OK then.

So you remove all the bad stuff from a confined space and replace it with good stuff.

Nitrogen and oxygen, too?

“Yep. All that bad stuff”

Except they don’t remove

Carbon monoxide Hydrogen cyanide Formaldeyde Acrolein Acetaldehyde Hydrazine Vinyl chloride Urethane Quinoline Benzopyrene Methylfluoroanthene Dibenzacridine Chrysene

Which shouldn’t be there in the first place.

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