Time flies an arrow…

…fruit flies like a banana

Driving behind a battered old van on the winding road up to Gordes this afternoon. Absolutely crawling along ….40….up to 50…down to 35. On the straight bits.
Parked next to him on the square and saw it was the old guy who’s at the market in Coustellet on Sundays, selling sheep manure and dried herbs.
“Crikey” I said “I thought you were going to fall asleep at the wheel back there”
“Oh, I’m never in a rush” he said, pointing to the back of his van “I’ve always got plenty of thyme….”

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“Where are you staying? The back of beyond?”

Screen Shot 2013-05-28 at 10.34.39Said Ms  jb’s Dad when we called him from the Provence and mentioned we were having trouble finding a bar to to watch the Champions League final last Saturday.

And this is the sort of internet connectivity you experience.

If you have any at all……

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Really

The Sylla vintner coöperative in Apt does a very nice line in affordable Chateau Cardboard aka Bag in Box.

Yes, indeed.

They have a Sylla Blanc, a Sylla Rosé and a Sylla Rouge.

I suppose if they made one with Pinot Noir grapes, they’d call it Sylla Black….

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Invited for dinner

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Can this be right?

The owners of the place we’re renting down here in the Provence asked me to translate their house rules into English. Worked out quite well. Especially proud of this one, though:
“Please don’t piscine the piscine”

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She’s our…

Was buying a bottle of wine at one of local places when the girl said “Désolé Monsieur, I can’t take this item here, but the girl over there will be pleased to help – she’s our Petula clerk….

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Le Marché Paysan de Coustellet

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You know you’re in France….

… when the local vintners’ coöperative will fill your canister (“Nothing smaller than 3 litres, thanks”) with a vin ordinaire rouge for €1.60 a litre from a gas pump type dispenser. And also sell you a top of the line red for €22.

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Vin rouge compris

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You know you’re in France….

…when the waitress says “I’m very sorry, but we’re not prepared to serve that cut well done. That would be a travesty. We’ll do it medium-well, OK?”

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