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>They don’t stock The New Yorker in their Portland ME storeThey’ve never heard of Wired magazineThey have no idea that Springsteen’s “Darkness” has been rereleased as a 3DVD/3CD setTheir free WiFi is slower than dial-upThey’re going to take over Barnes … Continue reading →

>I’m at the Ralph Lauren outlet store in Kittery ME when some flossy I’ve never seen before comes up to me and says “Excuse me, but does this jacket make my arse look big?”(She actually said “ass”. Americans tend to … Continue reading →

> Glass empty. Bring me another one. Warren’s Lobster House, Kittery, Maine Posted using BlogPress

>….said the actress to the Bishop. Never seen one this close before. (Said jb to himself)– Posted using BlogPress

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> If I’m not in New Orleans, then this could be Frankfurt airport the morning after a snowstorm. Don’t rate my chances of flying on standby today– Posted using BlogPress

>Despite the fact that Palma airport operates virtually 24/7, the only petrol station within MILES of the terminal only opens at 7am. So when your flight leaves at 8 and you need to check in at 6, you’re stuffed. Well, … Continue reading →

>… do they think we are? Just one day after the chairman of British Airways expressed his displeasure at UK airports being forced to perform checks that US airports simply ignore, suspected explosive devices are found at East Midlands Airport … Continue reading →