My son Augustus…

My son Augustus, in the street, one day,Was feeling quite exceptionally merry.

A stranger asked him: “Can you tell me, pray,

The quickest way to Brompton Cemetery?”

“The quickest way? You bet I can!” said Gus,

And pushed the fellow underneath a bus.

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There is no such thing as a bad day…

…just good days for different things.

When it’s blowing a gale and pouring with rain, that’s a good day to sit in a café with mates, not a day to be up the mountain

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Not quite sure which does it for me…

“I’m not that kind of angel” or “Not my area”


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Now you see ’em…..

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…no you don’t.

Fox News appears to have cottoned on to the recent sale of Picasso’s “Women of Algiers(Version 0)” for $179,365,000

Putting them into a mild quandary: we can’t NOT report it, but we don’t want to corrupt the minds of our sensitive viewers, most of whom have never seen a human BREAST in their  entire lives”.


Get the smudge tool going and censor the rude bits of one of the most significant works of Picasso’s later career.

You really couldn’t make this up….

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If you get this t-shirt….


…you’ll like this book….


and you’ll love this clip

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Can we assume….


…that the American guest on BBC’s “Sunday Politics” wasn’t expecting a wide shot…?

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Those were the days….

Never did get to see Bob Seger live.

This clip makes me regret that oversight.

Every time….

Saw Tina Turner though.

Never regretted a cent….

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