>Thank you for the 3 catalogues which arrived simultaneously and whose combined weight of 3 kgs flattened the cat which was unfortunately lurking behind the front door at the time.

Please don’t feel too bad about its demise, but to avoid future occurences of this nature, perhaps you’d like to limit me to a SINGLE catalogue for the above account.

The other accounts which contributed to the fatality this morning are A21657929 and A59984229.

If it’s not possible to cancel the accounts, perhaps you could send me an email when you post them, so that I can temporarily rope in the menagerie?

Thanks xxxx

Dear xxxx
Thank you for your email.
I am very sorry to hear that our catalogues are responsible for the demise of your cat.

Please accept my condolences.

I am pleased to confirm that we now only have one account for you, you will now receive one catalogue. I hope your cat can handle 1 kg, as this is what you can expect from now on.

Please do not hesitate to contact us, if you have any further queries.

Yours sincerely

Hitesh

Thank you so much for your kind words, Hitesh.

It’s so good to know that there are kindred souls across the seas.

I’m relieved to learn that fewer trees will (quite literally) bite the dust for me and I’ll be sure to keep the canary away from the door.

Its chances of survival have increased significantly since the cat got disappeared (funeral tomorrow, no flowers please) and I’d hate for it to get whacked by your goodselves.

All the best

XXX