>Lauritz Weil.

Remember the name and mark your diary.

Simon and Sophie came round the other day and Lauritz (3) tagged along too.

He’s as bright as a button. Tells you all about megapixels and studying insects through a microscope and setting fire to paper with a magnifying glass.

And then he asks” Who’s the boss of Germany?”

And says ” Angela Merkel”

And his parents do a “don’t ask us” look and say “He hangs out with the big guys and just seems to sponge it up…”

Yeah, right.