>Although I do rather think it could benefit from a touch of R & D.

Steering would be useful.
Brakes, too

Or maybe he’s just tired of life….

Suicide On Downing St. – Tim Finn from Tim Finn
Suicide Alley – Shawn Colvin from A Few Small Repairs
Suicide Blonde – INXS from Greatest Hits
Suicide Life – Eels from Blinking Lights And Other Revelations
Rock ‘N’ Roll Suicide – David Bowie from The Rise And Fall Of Ziggy Stardust And The Spiders From Mars
Suicide Room – Dan Bern from Breathe