Monthly Archives: October 2007

>Sleeping Beauty

Posted on 8 October, 2007 by jb

>Chappy round our way got done in a speed trap the other day. Saw the flash – not unexpectedly, doing 47 in a 30kmh zone – and also saw the bloke in the unmarked police car. Fast asleep. Documented it, … Continue reading →

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>Don’t ask me…(about kids) #27

Posted on 7 October, 2007 by jb

>Mate of mine was in a long supermarket queue the other day, just ahead of a young mum with an out-of-control child. REALLY obnoxious brat. Pulling things off shelves, screaming, banging the shopping cart against my mate’s legs. Mate politely … Continue reading →

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>"The only outfit you can really rely on…..

Posted on 7 October, 2007 by jb

>…these days is the German women’s football team” said Mrs. B All Blacks 18 – 20 FranceAustralia 10 – 12 England Who knew she knew…..? Oh, yeah… Lewis Hamilton DNF

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>Don’t ask me (about Pete Townsend….) #27

Posted on 7 October, 2007 by jb

>I didn’t know that Pete Townsend lived in Chiswick…. Stumbled over this just up the road from my fellow aurally-impaired friend. Won’t bore you again with my vague recollections of the Small Fucking Who and the Fucking Faces, but I … Continue reading →

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>Don’t ask me (about Phil the Greek) #26

Posted on 6 October, 2007 by jb

>Prince Philip – apart from being the Boss’s husband – has the reputation of lacking an effective firewall between brain and vocal chords. As in “It looks like it was put in by Indians” after seeing a poorly constructed fusebox. … Continue reading →

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>Stupid F***ing Poms #1

Posted on 4 October, 2007 by jb

>Jamie Oliver is a seriously good guy. His cookery books are a treat, his recipes work every time and he does good things. Like his project to provide school kids with decent food instead of chips and Turkey Twizzlers (containing … Continue reading →

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>Eh?

Posted on 1 October, 2007 by jb

>We were on the Tube to Richmond yesterday when Ms. jb said “That bloke’s hair is like a zoo” Looked across at him and didn’t think he looked that unkempt, but I nodded agreement, being the most sensible option in … Continue reading →

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