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The Little Stinkers

Completed Cracked Christmas

Herniated Jingle Balls

That’s what Amazon reckoned anyway when I had a look at Wisely’s eponymous album before its release.

I couldn’t work it out at the time, but then it clicked .

No-one had actually BOUGHT the album, so Amazon’s smart search machine looks at the tracks, sees “Cracked World View” and says

“Released early January, Christmas season – “Completely Cracked Christmas” sounds good to me”.

A couple of tracks down – “Nothing but wind”.

You can probably guess the rest….

Talking of flatulence – the Aussies reckon that – given that bovine methane makes up around 15% of their greenhouse gas emissions and the fact that kangaroo farts are methane-free – it’d be a good idea to cross a cow with a kangaroo.

Or something similar anyway

Jump for joy – The Campbell Brothers from Pass me not wouldn’t be the worst fit…

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