Daily Archives: 15 January, 2008

>It must be me…..#4

>Ms. jb’s in the Ralph Lauren Outlet store in Kittery, ME, getting all breathless over a sweater with 20% cashmere content. “Oh, which 20% would you say is cashmere, then? One of the arms?” I asked. “Which one – left … Continue reading

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>Don’t ask me about…(New England life #3)

>From the Portsmouth Herald’s Police Log 3:57 a.m. A Court Street caller reported a screaming male in the portable toilet on her property. Officers were unable to locate the man. 4:23 p.m. A Lamarck Drive resident reported that a bat … Continue reading

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