>My uncle John – not a religious man – would never leave the house without crossing himself and chanting

as he confirmed the existence and correct position of each item.

He’d be in trouble these days.

A judge in Italy has just convicted a man for clutching his genitals in a public place.

Which is a common superstitious practice to ward off impending doom.

Having experienced the place myself, it’s probably something you’d want to do as you crossed the road.

It’s a bugger if you’re a footballer, though.

You’re lined up in the wall for a free kick.

You either protect yourself (and get met by the Carabinieri as you leave the field)

Or start talking in a high-pitched voice.