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They have this fixation down here with motor scooters.
One cafe in Nelson City is called “Lambretta” and there’s another one out in Brightwater called “Vespa’s”.
What?
Oh, it’s VESPERS.
So that’s why they’ve built it to look like an old church.
Oh, it IS an old church.
Sorry for the confusion……
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>Too much coffee, mate!
>Forgot to ask if you’ve spotted the new German sausage shop across the street from Lambretta – next to Brumby’s. We’ve sampled about three things so far.