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..one leg's now longer than the other.

I tried to point this out to the surgeon the other day, but he shot off on a tangent about how the titanium for the new bit is sourced from the same blacksmith who makes suspension kit for Ferrari F1 cars.

But coming from a long line of blacksmiths, I know what a dodgy lot we are…

So if you see someone lurching along with a distinct list to starboard, it'll be me