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….that you can’t have fun anymore?

The brainy looking chap in the middle with the funny black thing perched ill-fittingly on his head is Matthew, my cousin Dave’s youngest.

And brainy he is too.

MA in History and just turned 22.

A real bloody clever clogs.

I asked him if they’d thrown their hats into the air like you see in the movies and maybe he’d got the wrong size back.

“Not allowed to do that anymore” he said. “Health and Safety regs won’t allow it. They reckon that someone might get hurt”

What a load of bollox….