>Looks like I got out just in time…..


Due to the current financial situation, Management has decided to implement a scheme to put workers of 40 years of age on early retirement.

This scheme will be known as

(Retire Aged People Early).

Persons selected to be RAPED can apply to management to be eligible for the

SHAFT scheme
(Special Help After Forced Termination). 

Persons who have been RAPED or SHAFTED will be reviewed under the

SCREW scheme
(Scheme Covering Retired Early Workers).

A person may be RAPED once, SHAFTED twice and SCREWED as many times as Management deems appropriate.

Persons staying on will receive as much

(Special High Intensity Training) 

as possible.

Management has always prided itself on the amount of SHIT it gives employees. Should you feel that you do not receive enough SHIT, please bring it to the attention of the supervisor.
They have been trained to give you all the SHIT you can handle.

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