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I actually wanted one that said “Piss Off”, but I was forbidden to buy it.
I got my own back, though.
I mowed an appropriately vulgar message to the world on a bit of the farm that Management rarely visits.
You’ll be able to read it on Google Earth when their satellite passes our way again.
Not quite sure how I can explain away frequent visits on the Ferguson to remote bits of pasture, though…


>Ahh HAH! You thought you had entered the Witness Protection Program and I wouldn’t find you. Well not so fast Buster. I’m on you as we say down here “Like white on rice”. Glad to find you my friend. V