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Monthly Archives: May 2009
>Parlez vous de Lingo?
> Couple of millennia ago, I went to Westlake Boys High School with a couple of real swots by the names of Ian Carter and John Barker. I drifted through with a minimum of effort coupled with eminently quantifiable talent … Continue reading
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>His brother’s name is….
> Haemorrhoid Fred. I think….
>Not that I know anything about fashion, of course…
> …but this is bloody silly. Probably reduced in price “from the outrageous to the merely ridiculous”, as my mate Bill Lelie would say.
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>So I can do what exactly….?
> Can’t play football. Not allowed to wear a helmet. Have to be at least 12 years old. Or maybe you can’t be more than 12 years old… Who knows? No drinking, that’s for sure. Piss poor if you’re a … Continue reading
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>I always thought….
> …that carpet was spelt with a “T” But maybe it’s just a foot ma, then So that’s OK …..
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>Why is it that the adjective for iron…
> is ferrous? (As in the “Ferrous wheel” t-shirt from ThinkGeek.com) And not Ironic. (As in “Jagged Little Pill” from Alanis Morisette) The t-shirt’s pre-ironed, by the way….
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