Monthly Archives: May 2009

>Parlez vous de Lingo?

> Couple of millennia ago, I went to Westlake Boys High School with a couple of real swots by the names of Ian Carter and John Barker. I drifted through with a minimum of effort coupled with eminently quantifiable talent … Continue reading

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>His brother’s name is….

> Haemorrhoid Fred. I think….

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>And this will make me shun the Demon Drink?

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>Not that I know anything about fashion, of course…

> …but this is bloody silly. Probably reduced in price “from the outrageous to the merely ridiculous”, as my mate Bill Lelie would say.

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>So I can do what exactly….?

> Can’t play football. Not allowed to wear a helmet. Have to be at least 12 years old. Or maybe you can’t be more than 12 years old… Who knows? No drinking, that’s for sure. Piss poor if you’re a … Continue reading

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>Having a whale of a time….

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>I always thought….

> …that carpet was spelt with a “T” But maybe it’s just a foot ma, then So that’s OK …..

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>Why is it that the adjective for iron…

> is ferrous? (As in the “Ferrous wheel” t-shirt from ThinkGeek.com) And not Ironic. (As in “Jagged Little Pill” from Alanis Morisette) The t-shirt’s pre-ironed, by the way….

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