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I was out playing golf with a couple of mates the other day.

We’re all a bit audibly challenged – seems to be part of the Old Fart plan that we all appear to have subscribed to –  so the conversation went something like this…

Bruce says ‘Windy, isn’t it?’

‘No,’ says Steve, ‘it’s Thursday.’

I’m supposed to have said ‘So am I… Let’s have a beer.’

Typical…..