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Whew.

That was a close call.

Star journalist Birgit S (having turned mumble mumble the other day) invited a bunch of girl (I use the term loosely. Very loosely….) friends around for afternoon tea.

Someone (I have NO idea who, but I’m thinking Lena from the Bosporus….) stuck a BIG sign on the door, announcing a Casting Show for the German version of Desperate Housewives.

They were quite flattered, it appears.

I got roped into being the photog.

Afternoon tea.

Yeah, right.

As newts, all of them, and I only barely escaped their libidinous clutches.

Talk about desperate and a bloody good thing I thought to slip on my chastity belt….