Daily Archives: 30 December, 2010

>I’m at the Ralph Lauren outlet store in Kittery ME when some flossy I’ve never seen before comes up to me and says “Excuse me, but does this jacket make my arse look big?”(She actually said “ass”. Americans tend to … Continue reading →

>They don’t stock The New Yorker in their Portland ME storeThey’ve never heard of Wired magazineThey have no idea that Springsteen’s “Darkness” has been rereleased as a 3DVD/3CD setTheir free WiFi is slower than dial-upThey’re going to take over Barnes … Continue reading →