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I’m at the Ralph Lauren outlet store in Kittery ME when some flossy I’ve never seen before comes up to me and says “Excuse me, but does this jacket make my arse look big?”
(She actually said “ass”. Americans tend to say “Ass”)

All I said was “Well, you’ve got a big bum to start with (it was so big you could have safely landed a helicopter on it…) and that jacket unfortunately does nothing to hide it. So, yes, it certainly does” and then she started wailing hysterically.

I don’t think she bought it….

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