I’ve been trying out Google’s Chrome browser on the iPad.
It doesn’t understand whichever mix of accents I’ve developed from living in 3 countries and working in godknowshowmany others.
I ask it politely to look up Mainz Daily Photo.
This is what I got.
But it’s given me an idea….
Not mine, obviously, but if you’d like to send me a photo of your posterior attached to a €100, I’ll be more than happy to publish it for you…
You Must Be From Away 
I suppose that’s one way to build a following.
Laughed out loud.
Did you know: the butt has a unique shape and can be used to identify a person like a fingerprint!? http://www.wired.com/autopia/2011/12/biometric-car-seat/