One of the IT security people at a company I worked for told me this one:
They were doing password audits and found an employee with this classic:
“MickeyMinniePlutoHueyLouieDeweyDonaldGoofyLondon”
Asked why she had such a long password, she rolled her eyes and said:
“Hello! It has to be at least 8 characters and include at least one capital.”
You Must Be From Away 
Jesus JB – this is 5 years+ old……….. u need to get out more 🙂